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sharped0:

beyonceofmysticfalls:

Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.

ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.

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slayboybunny:

ya hes cute…….but is he conscientious of the social inequalities and corruption in hierarchies of power that plague this world

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bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

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cyberjock:

danbutt:

because his gf left

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hows:

ME

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kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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grvm:

when your friend tells you about their crush

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when you have sex with your friend’s crush

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saintlukas:

Madonna be like

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coconut-river:

Lorde won a Grammy before she graduated high school. 

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