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corncop:

people are following me probably thinking im cool

truth is 

you are completely right

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fantasizingfunerals:

I don’t care if I look shitty, ugly, etc. This man is my 92 year old Grandfather. He was there through it all, the time of financial problems with my parents, I spent days and nights with him, alone, cold, and hungry. He protected me, patted my back as a baby, and I was only good for him. He was there when I was 5 and had no one. My mom was struggling, my dad was gone from me, etc. Then at 9 when I got abused until age 11, he taught me to fight for myself and he never let me get hurt. I know his life isn’t going well, and I know heart failure will get him. But I’ll make sure to keep him alive like he kept me alive. Because if he goes, I wouldn’t know what to do with myself. This man isn’t just my grandfather, he isn’t just my best friend, he’s my fucking hero. And I love him with everything I have. 

I’m so glad he’s still alive. I’m scared of losing him. 

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guy:

when teachers type google.com into a google search bar 

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romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

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thepreciousthing:

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victorysunshine:

goldfish-kisses:

geek-in-a-box:

martiemcfly:

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

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Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

I know where we’re going guys

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freee-fairy:

saepphire:

pure-sun-shinee:

☼Boho Beautiful Blog☼

❁

🍃be free with me🍃

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